Trini Jokes

Well five friends: Currants, Ice, Curry, Tambran and Coconut walking dong
Petit Valley Road ; when suddenly dey hear gun shots
BODOW, BODOW, BODOW BOW! Well geez an ages!

Currants roll
Ice scream
Curry duck
Tambran bawl and
Coconut drop.

Ya gotta be a TRINI to understand this!!!!



Trini Breakup Letter
A Trini US Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a 'Dear
John' letter from his Trini girlfriend back in Brooklyn . It read as
follows:

Dear Leroy,
I cya continue we relationship nuh. De
distance between we just too great. I ha tuh admit dat ah horn yuh
twice since yuh gorn, and it eh fair tuh eeder ah we. Ah rell sorry.
Yuh could return de picture ah me dat ah did send yuh?
Love,
Gwendolyn

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow
Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends,
sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the
picture of Gwendolyn, Leroy included all the other pictures of the
pretty girls he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos
in that envelope...along with this note:

Dear Gwendolyn,
Ah rell sorry, buh ah cya remember yuh nuh. Please pic out yuh picture
from de pile and den send de rest back tuh me. Tanks!
Take care,
Leroy




No Nativity Scene in Port of Spain:

The Court has ruled that there can be no Nativity Scene in Port of Spain this Christmas Season.

This isn't for any religious reason.

They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's capital.

A search for a Virgin continues.



There was no problem, however, finding enough Asses to fill the stable.