a minor inconvenience

I feel sometimes as if every August there is some heightened terror alert that disrupts the state of normalcy for a few weeks. Well really, our state of "normalcy" has been adjusted to vary between yellow and orange....but now, it is plain inconvenient. The terrorist bastards, good for nothing destructive bastards that they are cannot stay in their own freaking countries and blow themselves up! If they are so happy to die, why the fu*k can't they stay in their own friggin' stupid country and kill themselves there......Maybe they will be rewarded for ridding the earth of an idiot. The news will read: "One idiot less...whoo hoo!"
Okay, so New York is definitely out of the picture. Parents will not be too happy especially with the current state of events. It is bad enough that they worry when we go on our trips but we cannot have them worry excessively. My mom was going beserk when she couldn't get in touch with us when we were up in the mountains.....trying to not put her through that again. Then, my friend who i wanted to see had other plans for this weekend. I wanted to surprise him but the surprise will wait. I miss my friend. Haven't seen him in 8 years and our friendship is the strongest it has ever been right now. So thanks for screwing that up freaking terrorists!
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Porgito no gusta bubbicito musica. Porgito solamente gusta Kumar Sanu (although Kumar Sanu stopped singing in 1901!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Porgito no gusta Udit Narayan (main yahan hoon), porgito no gusta (dheere jalna) porgito no gusta ELVIS CRESPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! porgito no gusta nada cosa que bubbicito gusta.
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Now porgito is trying to get me fat..."Aye, you want a cookie, aye u want a fig newton then?" So then i must eat to get fat everytime porgito no like something i really like. Porgito likes to burst bubbicito's bubble all the time. No me gusta=0(. He he he....Porgito choked on the fig newton. He he!
Okay, so today in response to all the terrorist attacks there was a customer who came in and was telling me that after september 11th, he did practice "racial profiling." He trusted me enough to say that. He is white american and I am indian. he told me that he knows that not all eastern looking people are bad but he did wonder about everyone after September 11th. I don't blame him. I would have done the same and really I have wondered when I saw some people. So to the terrorist bastards: Thanks for spoiling it for the innocent people. Good job a**holes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now go blow yourselves up in an open field in your own country. oh wait, there's a lot of that there.....done knowing you all can't build anything....only destroy.