"What if terrorists attack in Trinidad"--A funny

Ah mean really.....wha go happen ?
Well ... if that happens, there can be no comparison. That's because in Trinidad , as a vision 2020 republic we are much betterprepared for these kind of attacks.
1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated buildings.
2. We all get on the job late in the morning, so at 8:45 there won't be sufficient people to kill.
3. Fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost NOT to get to the spot on time. They will reach there when everything is just about over,cordon off the area and complain about how WASA messinwith the hydrants again, everything will smoulder into ashes and an investigation will begin...maybe even a commission of enquiry........so you can bet there will be no casualties among them.
4. The BWEE flight would surely have fouled up the terrorists plans by being delayed yet again.
5. A Trini would not have used his cell phone to call home, providing that TSTT ain't down/over loaded etc.. In frustration he would've hit the terrorist with it over the head.
6. If a terrorist was living for one year in Trinidad he would've been robbed and beaten/molested so many times he would've (A) given up and gone back home long time ago or
(B) become a politician (safest way to rob and pillage people with a smile on yuh face)
7. In Trinidad the terrorists would not have gotten the flight manual, they would have had to bribe someone to bribe a politician to get a copy.You see... in Trinidad we are well prepared........

In addition
1) The chance of finding the twin towers: 0% Accidentally flying into El Tucuche :90%.
2) The first hard turn the planes makes the overloaded overhead compartments will open killing the terrorists instantly.
3) There is a good chance the passengers will have bigger/more advanced weapons than the hijackers.
4) Terrorists would then have to deal with wrath of drug lordswhose shipments got destroyed......Within a week : "35 suspected terrorists found beheaded in cane field.....sniffer dogs to be used in attempt to find heads"
5) Somebody would ah mako and tell somebody so within a week itwould've been printed in de bomb, punch, uhuru and probe.
6) The hijackers rental car would ah get tief and strip dong in the bamboo long time.
7) The plane would have got tangled in the maze of T&Tec wires in POS before it could hit the twin towers.